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But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries
male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot
"i wish people would crush on me"
you don’t. you want people you like to crush on you. you want mutual crushes. having people you feel nothing towards crush on you is literally the most uncomfortable thing imaginable. one-sided crushes can ruin friendships completely even if you tried to keep things as they were. crushes sound “cute” but if you can’t return the feeling it becomes whatever the opposite of cute is. this has been a psa.
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine